Metal as Phuk

ABOUT THIS GAME: Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude, and Comical RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh! Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk? This game features: Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References! Awesome Boss Battles! Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling! Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World! Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes! 4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL! (Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...) Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!) "Herbs"... ! ... And a Phuk-Ton More!